23rd April 2014

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pizzashrapnelblindness:

growing up i always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be

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20th April 2014

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hllucinate:

so is anyone secretly in love with me yet

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20th April 2014

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llttlemermaid:

Justin Bieber finally responded to my snapshats omfg!! :)

llttlemermaid:

Justin Bieber finally responded to my snapshats omfg!! :)

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19th April 2014

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mitunas-choice-rump:

IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE IM DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE IM AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT WHO DOESNT DESERVE YOUR LOVE

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19th April 2014

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cumfort:

intensional:

this really works for some people (like 10-30 new followers) so give it a try!

TRY THIS OUT

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13th April 2014

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just-my-personality:

reverseracist:

muna543:

I’m just a 14 year old white girl I’m not a terrorist

hope they got Starbucks in Maximum Security


How is someone that stupid lmao

just-my-personality:

reverseracist:

muna543:

I’m just a 14 year old white girl I’m not a terrorist

hope they got Starbucks in Maximum Security

How is someone that stupid lmao

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9th April 2014

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Chamber music

whatshouldwecallclarinet:

When you get along with your group:

When there’s at least one person you hate in the group:

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9th April 2014

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retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

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8th April 2014

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"classical music is boring"

sockmonkeyrenegade:

groucho-marxism:

Stravinsky’s rite of spring is about a girl who dances herself to death to appease the Russian god of spring.

When it premiered the crowd got so amped up they opened up a mosh pit in the theater and the night would be forever known as the “riot of spring”

There’s a piece in the bassoon repertoire called “Dead Elvis” and when you buy the music you have to contractually agree to only perform the piece in a full Elvis costume.

image

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7th April 2014

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